Seriously?!

 Thursday, March 24, 2011

You know what's more difficult than keeping a promise to blog every day for a month?

Keeping a promise to not complain about the weather.

Case in point - my backyard two days ago:

Same backyard, 24 hours later:

For REALS???

But I promised, no complaining. Instead, how about a timeline of my day yesterday?

Commence documentary mode.

8:00 am - Leave house immediately after getting kids on bus. Since need to be home in time for bus drop-off, decide to take car to transit station. It's a bit snowy, but bus comes at 8:26 and it usually takes 10 minutes to get there, so have lots of time.

8:26 am - Barely one mile from home, travelling 10 mph down the interstate. Oh well, missed the first bus, but there's another one ten minutes later.

8:45 am - Finally make it to the transit station just in time to see second bus leave.

9:10 am - Third bus still hasn't arrived; overhear other waiting passengers comment that buses are running 1/2 hour late. Look at slow-moving traffic on interstate and realize that even if third bus arrives immediately, attendance at 10 am meeting is unlikely.

9:15 am - Attempt to leave transit station parking lot to get home. Stop to try to help push out lady driving what is essentially a Hot Wheels car with shiny no-grip tires. Try to explain what it means to "rock" a stuck vehicle and point out as gently as possible that pressing the gas pedal all the way down like that simply creates a personal skating rink.

9:17 am - Abandon Good Samaritan duties because a) wearing Slippery-Bottomed-Boots-of-Death, b) not heavy enough to get any momentum for pushing, and c) there's no way that car is getting out of there until tomorrow.

10:04 am - Back home two hours after I left, just in time to call in late for meeting.

10:15 am - Phone rings. The Husband's flight home is cancelled. Commence trying to get ahold of hapless air traveller.

12:30 pm - Finally reach husband. Inform him that the evening's conjugal visit (*snicker*) laundry layover is cancelled.

1:30-4:30 pm - Husband works airline magic and manages to beg his way onto two flights home.

6:30 pm - Husband en route home. Luggage is not.

See? No complaining. All very orderly and factual.

(Grrrr.)

3 comments:

Marilyn P March 24, 2011 at 3:35 PM  

Love it! (the daily posts ... trying not to complain ... the Husband's efforts to make it home, for 'whatever' ...) But now I have to go plant the primroses I bought for my front planter :-)

peitricia mae March 24, 2011 at 8:57 PM  

You Vancouverites. Always mocking us with your March flowers.

Oh yeah?

I'll see your primroses and I'll raise you Netflix.

(Nothing beats that red envelope in the mailbox.)

Marilyn P March 25, 2011 at 9:54 AM  

I know, we have that reputation, don't we. If it makes you feel better, I didn't have to water my new plants since the weatherman is promising at least the next five days of rain. So my book and a cup of tea is looking good again.

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