Overheard at the Local Bookstore Today

"Mommy, is Barack Obama a Christian?"

"He says he is, but he's not. He went to a Muslim school."

"Mommy, what's a Muslim?"

"..... Come over here and check out these books."


And here I thought party membership of the heavenly sort was decided solely by God. Silly me; apparently sneak peeks into the Book of Life are granted to suburban soccer moms.

It boggles the mind, really.

(Sorry for all the politicking lately. This election's got me a tad testy.)