prairie girl transplanted: Shop Much?

Shop Much?

Saturday, August 8, 2009

The Boy: Hey Mom, can I do This Little Piggy on you?

PM: Sure.

TB: This little piggy went to market...

This little piggy stayed home.

This little piggy ...um... parked at Wal-Mart.

This little piggy went to Target.

And this little piggy went ALL THE WAY HOME!!

(For the record, I must protest that I do not shop at Wal-Mart. I do my shopping for mass-produced-by-Chinese-workers-in-pitiful-and-melamine-laden-conditions-for-pennies-a-day items at Target, thank you very much. I've got Standards, folks.)

1 comments:

Mom P, August 10, 2009 at 1:36 PM: http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/08/10/mommy.bloggers.ethics/index.html

Who knew? You could be getting a bunch of free stuff from Target, Chipotle, etc.

About Me

Likes:

- The Husband. AKA "The Silver Fox."

- The Girl. Soaring and plunging along the rollercoaster that is adolescence.

- The Boy. Sweet. Lazy. Sulky. Often all at once.

- Semicolons.

- The first cup of coffee. And the second. And the third.

- Jesus. The Sermon on the Mount one. Not that other one.

Dislikes:

- Going to the movies and sitting next to the Twitter-er. Or The Explainer. Or the diabetic with the automatic insulin pump that hisses in the seat next to me during the intense scenes.

- When people use their iPads as cameras. Or iPods.

- Eating on the bus. Especially cereal.

- The apostrophe used to make a singular noun that ends in "s" plural.